I am the wisest of the four warrior amigos, Brandofski. Skeetuh, Zakky, and Schmidty combined would only equal one quarter of the sarcastic wisdom I contain in one finger. I am rather creative also, I write novels like Mark Twain on that drug in Limitless. Paint like Jackson Pollock if he was actually any good, problem abstract artists? didn't think so. I read books for fun, and no, not on a damn kindle, I pick up those fucking things the world used to call books, you know, with paper and all that? and by books I don't mean that new age vampire bullshit, I read things that actually benefit my education. I have black hair, and not because I am emo, it's because I was born a fucking badass. I fit into no cliche, to put it simply, I am Brandofski the Mad.